Which Doppelgänger Effekt Member are You?

Hello & welcome to the Doppelgänger Effekt's patented personality quiz, which will associate you with a Doppelgänger Effekt member. Unfortunately, Etienne doesn't really know how to code & it is extremely buggy. You're welcome to try anyways. Apparently it works under Firefox.

I am armed with bugspray. Let me take the quiz!